487 Magnolia DR Open House Save Request In-Person Tour Request Virtual Tour
Pine Lake,GA 30072
OPEN HOUSE
Sun Sep 07, 2:00pm - 4:00pm
Key Details
Property Type Single Family Home
Sub Type Single Family Residence
Listing Status Active
Purchase Type For Sale
Square Footage 1,887 sqft
Price per Sqft $185
Subdivision Pine Lake
MLS Listing ID 7639335
Style Beach House,Bungalow,Contemporary,Other
Bedrooms 3
Full Baths 2
Year Built 1985
Annual Tax Amount $6,651
Tax Year 2024
Lot Size 7,840 Sqft
Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence
Property Description
Welcome to 487 Magnolia Drive — this home doesn't whisper, she screams! Set in the artistic enclave of Pine Lake, the very entryway dares you to blink. A hall of eyes — bloodshot, bulging, unrelenting — follow your every move. They don't just watch, they leer. At the end of it all, Leatherface reigns supreme, chainsaw cocked like a half-grin, half-threat. This isn't a foyer, it's the slaughterhouse curtain call. The main level sprawls in hardwood and engineered floors, leading you into the kitchen so big, you'll need both hands to handle it. Carnival-colored cabinetry pops like sinful confetti, while the tiki mask stares with voyeuristic hunger — witness to every thrust, every slice, and every slash. Wide open like a dance floor, this isn't just a place to cook - it's where flavors get filthy and the countertops know all your secrets. Swing around to the bonus space — good as a third bedroom, office, or your private den of vices — before stumbling into the guest bath. Step inside this candy-coated den of depravity, where the only thing filthier than the décor is what's about to happen inside! The living room? A neon-lit lair of lust. Cathedral ceilings soar above hardwood floors, with walls set ablaze in searing orange and midnight blue. In the corner lurks a Pepto-pink Nosferatu, stiff and obscene, caught like a pervert mid-peep. It's an invitation to a den of electric sex - a hidden movie room straight out of a retro fever dream and with the promise for a triple feature of fun, fantasy, and just the right amount of naughty nostalgia. And then — the crown jewel, A curvaceous spiral staircase that will make you dizzy with desire. “Up you go, Tiger… upstairs is where the action really starts.” Two upstairs bedrooms are headlined by the oversized primary suite—complete with a walk-in closet, soaring angled ceilings, and skylights spilling in natural light, too pure for what really goes down here, but perfect for a lens capturing every angle. The renovated bath burns hot in tropical shades of orange, red, and blue, more beachside boudoir than suburban washroom. A bold ocean-blue double vanity, wide mirrors, a deep tub, and a shower that's so steamy, it needs a safe word. This isn't hygiene, it's foreplay. Step outside and you'll find a backyard larger than most—fully fenced for your most private indulgences, anchored by a generous deck and tiki bar that begs you to bring the after-hours party home. Even the oversized two-car garage comes with room to spare, perfect for hiding away all your dirtiest toys. Offered with the option to stay “as is” in its decadent décor, this home delivers a rare versatility & flexibility only rivaled by the legends at the Clermont. She doesn't just have a floor plan—she's got a body that NEVER quits.
Location
State GA
County Dekalb
Area Pine Lake
Rooms
Other Rooms Garage(s),Workshop,Other
Dining Room Open Concept
Kitchen Cabinets Other,Eat-in Kitchen,Solid Surface Counters,Stone Counters,View to Family Room
Interior
Heating Central,Natural Gas
Cooling Central Air
Flooring Hardwood,Laminate,Tile,Wood
Fireplaces Number 1
Fireplaces Type Great Room
Equipment None
Laundry In Hall,Main Level
Exterior
Exterior Feature Private Yard,Rear Stairs,Storage
Parking Features Covered,Detached,Driveway,Garage,Garage Faces Front,Level Driveway
Garage Spaces 2.0
Fence Back Yard
Pool None
Community Features Lake,Near Public Transport,Near Schools,Near Shopping,Near Trails/Greenway,Street Lights
Utilities Available Cable Available,Electricity Available,Natural Gas Available,Sewer Available,Water Available
Waterfront Description None
View Y/N Yes
View City,Other
Roof Type Composition,Shingle
Building
Lot Description Back Yard,Level,Private,Wooded
Story Two
Foundation Block,Pillar/Post/Pier,Slab
Sewer Public Sewer
Water Public
Structure Type Wood Siding,Other
Schools
Elementary Schools Rockbridge - Dekalb
Middle Schools Stone Mountain
High Schools Stone Mountain
Others
Acceptable Financing Cash,Conventional,FHA,VA Loan
Listing Terms Cash,Conventional,FHA,VA Loan